yumminess

Av: (with hands on her hips) "Mom! You can't believe it! Dad said no more monkeys!"

Mom: "you mean in your bed?"

Av: "no mom. I don't have monkeys in my bed!"

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Mom: "B, this is your last piece of beef jerky. You're going to poop out a whole cow."
(I know. I know. drastic....)

B: (yelling...)"MOM! I AM NOT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT MY BODY!"

I could eat these little people.