Stephen was bent over tying Brad's shoe and this was their conversation.....
B:"Dad... your hair stinks."
Dad: "{laughing}really? thanks Brad."
B:"you smell like... lawn fertilizer."
Dad: still laughing...
B: "it's ok Dad. I like fertilizer."
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Mom: "Av, you're silly.."
Av: "No I'm not mom. I am a nut and a monkey bum."
some funnies from this weekend..
B: "Mom, you're my favorite Mom."
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[brad talking to avery in the car..]
B:"Uncle Mac is going to Satan George on his mission"
A:"no he's not."
Mom: "uh. He's not going to Satan George...he's going to California.."
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Mom: "B, guess what? Tomorrow we are going to sign up for
Kindergarten!"
B: "I don't want to."
Mom: "Why not? Aren't you excited to go to school?"
B: "no. Then I won't see my sisters and our family will split up. Do you want that to happen?"
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Last night at the dinner table:
Av: [without looking up from her plate] "Mom, you need to get some space bags"
Mom: "what? {laughing inside} what are space bags?
Av: "you know! You put your clothes in them, stick a vacume to it and then pour dirt and water on top."
Mom: " hmm. we totally need those."
{another reason cable was shut off a while ago.. my kids have commercials memorized.}
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this morning Av was sitting on my lap and she was talking on her pretend cell phone. She calls her friends and Dad all day long....
I was tickling her leg so she couldn't talk and she covered the phone and said "Mom, stop it or I am going to call Jesus and tell him"
I love these funny little people...
Av: "Mom, do you know the name of my three lipsticks?"
Mom: "No, what are they..."
Av: "Bubblegum, Chocolate berry and Belly button"
Mom: "really? those are nice names... why did you call that one Belly button?
Av: [rolling her eyes at me] "don't ask me any more questions about it mom."
I haven't posted any of the kids random funny stuff lately. I need to get back into gear...
Brad ran up to me this morning crying and I asked what was wrong...
B: "MOMMM! Rylin just bless youd in my face!"
no matter how many times I tell him it's called a sneeze~ he just doesn't believe me. He has been calling them bless you's forever... funny B.
ok. it's been an eventful week. to say the least... after our second trip to the Dr. in two days we have discovered that Kendyl's ear drum decided to burst, Brad has croup and Rylin has RSV and an earache..Avery is... princess Avery and Had is adorable. (I felt bad leaving those two bugs out...)
Yeah. party over here!
ok. not really.
I am totally drained with it all and really need a distraction. So, I think I will watch our favorite movie of ALL TIME!! (ok. there are some close second placers...) But, this one takes the cake...for sure! ;)
Seriously, if you haven't seen this "most likely to split your gut laughing" movie... you have to.
it's classic. up there with Pride and Prejudice or... Pirates of the Caribbean (ladies, you know what I'm talking about...)I think William H. Macy is comic genius!!
here's the preview if you haven't seen the movie... time to make some Kettle Corn....
