Stephen was bent over tying Brad's shoe and this was their conversation.....

B:"Dad... your hair stinks."

Dad: "{laughing}really? thanks Brad."

B:"you smell like... lawn fertilizer."

Dad: still laughing...

B: "it's ok Dad. I like fertilizer."

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Mom: "Av, you're silly.."

Av: "No I'm not mom. I am a nut and a monkey bum."